Totally Time-Worthy Monday

We had to switch it up this week due to other obligations... But we're finally ALL TOGETHER!!!  With a cheese ball!!  We met at the movies to watch Morning Glory - it was funny enough.  We always have fun when we're together so it works.  We can't remember the funny lines, but there were a few.  And now in honor of Christmas Break we're watching White Christmas with Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye.  I don't know how these girls have gone all these years and not seen it.

Well Christin just threw water at Aprille for not knowing who Russell Crowe...it was amusing. 

"If you eat liverwurst before you go to bed you dream about liverwurst."  "I know exactly what I'm going to dream about tonight."  "You shouldn't mix fairy tales with liverwurst and buttermilk!"

"You're not exactly Superman, but you're awfully available!"

"It's probably just a small, internal, muscular hemorrhage."

"If I weren't such a mean old bitty I'd just break down and cry!"

 ha ha ha ha, lines from White Christmas.

An quote for old times sake - "When your fat inconveniences other people, you know you have a problem!"

"The most Wonderful time of the Year"

 
Dear Dedicated Readers,
We are sorry that our blog has been delayed this week. The road conditions forced some of us to leave early so we did not have time to blog (though it would have been totally time-worthy). Tuesday we were surprised when we watched a random Hallmark movie that was not completely lame! The plot line was basic and it was rather predictable however, there were many humorous lines in it.

Indulge in our favorites:
"I took a whiff of him and he's a good guy!" coming from the Fonz this is quite hysterical.

Another line was, "Between you and me, I've met more interesting door knobs!"

"When it comes to life she's dumber than a bag of barber hair"

"He's strong, solid, reliable.."  "Wow he sounds like a bookcase!"

 Also we learned to never trust a man with an $800 dollar pair of shoes! This will come in handy in life I'm sure. We also briefly celebrated the birth of a dear member of Totally Time-worthy Tuesdays with some salty chips and salsa (she seems to have an addiction).

Unfortunately this blogger must finish her last paper for the semesters so we bid you goodbye, but with a picture of the highlight of our most recent Totally Time-worthy Tuesday.

On a most treacherous night... No really, the roads were bad!

"A large bluish-green man with a strange goatee.  I'm guessing that's significant!"  -Just a quick quote from National Treasurer

Anyway, the 12 Men of Christmas is fantastic!!  Some real hunks to be sure.  We miss Melissa & Joey episodes, but the Christmas movies help ease the pain.  Especially since they all seem to have extremely handsome men!  It's hard to type a blog while watching a show.... Did I mention that I hate Steve Carrol or however you heck you spell his name.  He's a terrible actor, ugh he drives me crazy.  Sorry, commercial break with him in it...

Well considering the aforementioned treacherous roads, we really must be going....  But pumpin' and pimpin' isn't really working for Joe Longo... I was told to put that in here.  It doesn't fit and it's not my fault.  Well if you read this and could follow along, wow - good for you!!

Yummmmm pretzels

YUMMMM the PRETZELS

You can get the recipe here : http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Buttery-Soft-Pretzels/Detail.aspx

tHe PrETzeL MaKErs

The Beautiful Ladies and they match!

 ACTION SHOT! The girl in the green shirt always complains about how the girl in the white shirt has too much water on her pretzels.

Gotta love family

ACTION SHOT! Yes it smells that bad!

and a video from a previous week which was unfortunately had to be removed under threat of death

Of Pretzels & Perms

We had a new member join us tonight.  It was quite a delight.  One needed a perm and the other fascilitated.  Unfortunately the stench from the perm solution nearly overwhelmed the wonderful aroma of baking pretzels.  Essays were graded, hair was permed and pretzels were baked.  What a well rounded group we have!! 

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!  That was the much debated topic of the night.  3 to 1 say that Ryan Reynolds should most definitely NOT have won.  He's cute, attractive, whatever - but NOT the Sexiest Alive!!  James Franco, Enrique Iglesias, Matthew McConaughey, or Josh Duhamel even, but come on....  So yeah, that we a brief description of our evening. 

Sexiest Man Alive? YESSSSS I THINK SO! (not only is he sexy he is an incredible actor. example... Camille)

Considered Sexiest Man Alive. I agree he is sexy but sexiest??? Sexier face and maybe he would win.

Here are other men that we believe are more attractive and just down right sexier than Ryan Renolds.

If you don't agree feel free to post your comments.

The Anthem of Tuesday Nights

Seemingly every Tuesday,

A group of girls impressive,

Meet to get away,

From life’s dulls oh so excessive.

They enjoy a ball of cheese,

A movie or show on tv,

Laugh as much as they please,

And savor a spot of tea.

As the night grows long,

Responsibility calls,

They’ve known it all along,

To bed themselves they must haul.

With a shout of “zapatos”

And a promise for next week,

They know no night comes close,

To their meetings so unique.

**I get bored at work sometimes**

Oh oh oh I wanna go CRAZY, you can CRAZY too!

Van: “What’s a Bar Mitzvah anyway?”

Reba: “It’s like a sweet 16 party, only it’s for a Jewish boy who is turning 13.”

Van: “It’s ok, you can just say you don’t know.”

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So on this humble Tuesday evening, we enjoyed some episodes of Reba while waiting for our final member to arrive home from basketball practice.  The above quote was courtesy of one of those episodes.  After she arrived and we finished our episodes we decided to watch “The Family Stone” – it’s a Christmas movie and was rather funny.  I’ve included our quotes from the night, so you can enjoy them too!

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A: “American made chocolate just isn’t as good.”

C: “We’re not supposed to be good at making chocolate; we’re good at making porn.” [She continues talking as if nothing out of the ordinary had been said.]

A: “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?”

C: “We’re not supposed to be good at making chocolate; we’re good at making corn.”

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“I had a dream about you last night.”

“Oh yeah, what was I doing in the dream?”

“You were shoveling snow, and I was the snow – you just scooped me up.”

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Anyway, enough of the memorable quotes for now - J We need to go to the beach!  The beach in January is definitely one of life’s simple pleasures for those who live in the northern hemisphere.  Because as we all know, those in the southern hemisphere have winter in June…  Of course living at the equator you could go to the beach year round.   

ZAPATOS!! 

O the Woe when we aren't together

Tonight I person two of the second party ( I believe that is how it should be put... no matter) I was the reason we were not able to participate in our weekly Time’ Worthy Tuesdays. So here are my humble apologies for causing this terrible disaster.
My day was normal. Actually better than normal I ran a mile with no pain then went on to school with my endorphins pumping! (Endorphins make people happy! And happy people don’t just kill someone!!!!) I attended play practice from 3pm-10pm which is indeed the cause for my absence on this Tuesday evening. The play is going rather well. It is hysterical there were moments where I was crying because of its humorous moments.
I would love to explain mort in depth as to its humor but it is necessary that I go and write a research paper. So farewell my fellow friends! I missed you all tonight.

Dearest Physician... Come home :)

NOT a Time-Worthy Tuesday

Due to prior commitments (school play) on the party of the 3rd part, the party of the first part is stuck at home with nothing to do.  The toilets and sinks in the house are now quite clean though.  AND the candles in the pumpkins have been lit - other than that, I'm waiting for the party of the second part to come home from nannying so CASTLE can be viewed.

It's really a wonderful show...

Makes me laugh....







Contemplating spray-painting the fan.... But it's cold and dark out and I'm just not really in the mood.  Maybe I'll research old Marilyn Monroe movies.  The party of the 2nd part and the party of the 1st part (that would be me) watched "How to Marry a Millionare" and it was absolutely fantastic.  Maybe next Tuesday we will watch it since M&J will not be airing until Spring.  I'm boring myself, so for now, I bid you adieu.....

Ode to Our Bald Headed Domestic Friends

My bald headed domestic friend

I will love you to the end.

Your head glistens with the light of day

I cannot turn my eyes away!

You make me smile with your lack of hair.

We will still be chums even if your head is bare.

Your head is simply unadorned,

But do not be forlorn

My bald headed domestic friend

I will love you to the end.

Election Day with Joe Trippi

No really, there's some guy named Joe Trippi!!!   Isn't that just the coolest name ever!  We had some terrible news today.  [Brace yourselves] MELISSA & JOEY IS ON HOLD UNTIL SPRING 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Apparently, ABC only "requested" 10 episodes.  The show is fantastic so thankfully they've ordered 20 more epsiodes!  But... it wont be out for 6 more months!!!  Since the election is over we're finally working on our prank for the cranky neighbor.  We'll have to let you know how that turns out!  So here's some great jokes we heard tonight....

• How do you make a pumpkin into a vegetable?  Throw it in the air and you get a squash!!!  *Courtesy of our grandmother
• Why did the Pope cross the road?  Because he crosses everything!!
• If you ever think of taking up cross-country skiing, pick a small country!!
• Just in time for election day!  Pelosi, Obama and Reid are on a boat and it sinks.  Who is saved?  AMERICA!!!

Well without Melissa & Joey there's not much to say.  We're watching Reba reruns... It's about the next best thing....

IN HONOR OF OUR BELOVED PHYSICIAN APRILLE

All Hallows Eve - well almost....

So Halloween is approaching and the night is dark and wet, perfect for a creeper to come a calling...

Upon arrival for Totally Time-Worthy Tuesdays we jacked up some lanterns - old school.  Just a knife and a spoon.  Oh and the pumpkins look fancrappintastic!!!  Since some of our members were overseas last week we had 2 episodes to catch up on.  They did bring back some foreign delicacies so it's all good.

Thiss Halloween we all decided to cut holes in paper bags and go as groceries. ha ha ha, no really - we are!!  This week's episode had some wonderful advice for those young men looking for some loving - nerdy or not, this pickup line works.  No joke!  "Your eyes are the color of the highest alert for beauty."  Now that's some hot stuff! Hopefully that advice wins you some admirers this Halloween, and maybe if you were out of ideas for a costume we helped with that too!  Oh and by the way - if you could see the dance  moves going on in this room right now you'd probably pee your pants.

All In Honor of Our Physician - Aprille

We Come in Peace!

To all those who stumble upon our humble blog - may you enjoy the ramblings of our not so ordinary Tuesdays. It has been a recent tradition to assemble as friends, nay family - and enjoy the fine acting of Melissa & Joey.  We have a light refreshment (tonight we nibbled on a few scrumptious Sociables {no payment was received for the mention of this product} and enjoyed libations).  Included in our Time-Worthy Tuesdays, are other forms of media - anyway, we are running short on time, but we would like to mention our new favorite movie: CAMILLE.  Although previewed with a dear friend, who cannot participate on our Tuesday night activities, we have revisited a short clip of the film, and all the movie's potential came rushing to the forefront of our memories. On further consideration, Camille deserves a post of her own.  Though short on time tonight - we will see you all next week.

IN HONOR OF OUR DEAREST PHYSICIAN - Aprille