It's Christmas Time in the City

The Reason We Celebrate:
"And God sent us Salvation, that Blessed Christmas 'Morn!"

GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN, OVER THE HILLS AND EVERYWHERE, GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN, THAT JESUS CHRIST IS BORN!

Don't you just love that song?  You get your hands clappin' and you start swaying... hahaha maybe that's just us J but it is a great song...

 Well, no Christmas season is complete until you have watched  "White Christmas" - so since there are only 5 days left we figured we had better get to it!  We are delighted that our dear physician can be here with us tonight - it has been much too long!  And don't forget - "never mix buttermilk and liverwurst"!!!

Our Favorite Quotes:

Phil: How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
Bob: Very brave parents.

Phil: In some ways, you're far superior to my cocker spaniel.

Phil: Probably just a small internal muscular hemorrhage.
Gen. Waverly: I got along just fine without you in the Army.
Emma (housekeeper): Yeah. It only took 15,000 men to take my place.

Merry Christmas to All....

from the Crazy Chicas at "Totally Time-Worthy Tuesdays"

**Don't forget to vote for your favorite Christmas song!

NEWS FLASH:  Our last coupon donation for the year was mailed on Saturday and our 2011 coupon total was.... *Drum Roll Please* 

Over $7,000!!!!  So despite the groans when a bag of coupons arrives for TTWT, we know it was all worth it J

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas!

It's been awhile since we had a true TTWT - but here we are at last.

Here's a sneak-peak at our Christmas List this year :)

*You know you want one too!!

Hahahaha, we're just kidding, all we want for Christmas is "harsher punishment for parole violators.... AND World Peace!!"  But if Santa sends us some ruggedly handsome cowboys I don't think we'll be complaining ;)

We watched a Christmas movie tonight while enjoying some Christmas cookies - then we decorated the Christmas tree!  It was a lovely evening full of fun and laughter - we were only missing our beloved Physician to be....  She unfortunately could not join us because she has finals to study for - but she was with us in spirit!

On a random side note you have gotta read this blog post - so stinkin funny and I can totally see this happening to us (minus the foul language - no pun intended)  :)

http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG!!

Thailand and Ice Cream

Hello Dear Readers!
So it's been a while since we've posted and that is the fault of our faithful writer who is currently in Thailand.  Anyhow, since two of our dedicated attendees are in Thailand, the other two dedicated attendees decided to have Totally Time Worthy Tuesday without them. 

This particular Time Worthy Tuesday was spent watching "Knight and Day"

Hmmm....

Random (but interesting) quotes and sayings to pass the time...

Reynolds may be ripped, but until he started training for the 2008 New York City Marathon, he never considered himself a runner, and even compared waking up for training to “giving birth to a professional basketball player through one of my tear ducts.”  Well, there you have it....

The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war. I find that a bit disturbing, but also reassuring at the same time.  They're thinking ahead for once....

Smokey Bear has his own zip code - 20252!!  No joke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear) - yep you can always trust Wikipedia :)

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!  Now that is hating children!

Streets in Japan do not have names.  But some of us already knew that...

Leonardo da Vinci would wear pink to make his complexion look fresh. I guess guys wearing pink isn't a new fad at all!

Will Smith on learning to swim: "I'm too big to have some woman hold my stomach and say 'Now kick your feet.'"  Really?  That's his excuse?

Cameron Diaz - "I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."  We're betting she got A's in science class as a child....

Happy Anniversary!!!

October 26th was our 1 year anniversary!! 

Here's to many, many more Totally Time-Worthy Tuesdays in the years ahead...

A Lumber Jack or Freddy Krueger

A night of carving pumpkins :)  What fun!  Apparently carving a pumpkin makes a wonderful member feel like a lumber jack (or maybe Freddy Krueger) - she wasn't sure which.  Also, it seems that pumpkin guts make Ruth break out in a rash, but it goes away pretty quickly once she washed off (not to alarm anyone, but to warn them of  one of the unknown dangers of pumpkin carving).

A certain someone who is still single could come up with only one reason to explain this phenomenon, "Not many men can handle this much woman!"  And after much laughter we were apt to agree!  This does leave one to wonder how someone who steals all the cake could get a man.  But "SOMEONE" steals all the men and all the cake!  It makes no sense, but yet the world goes on....

Our pumpkins turned out fantastic, wouldn't you agree?

Can you guess which TTWT member carved which pumpkin?

Summer Quotes

My it's been awhile since we've all sat on the beach "with our toes in the water" and "Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair." But to bring back those lovely memories and tell our dedicated readers of some of our fun times I thought I'd post these recently remembered quotes.


 "I'm going with the Mennonite bun on this one." -Sometimes a tight bun on the top of your head is the only way to roll in true style.


"Those shorts make your butt look like a MILLION bucks."- Classic


"You could get aids from this elevator."- Some of our TTWT members are germaphobe's and feel that elevators are unsanitary. This is potentially true but some would say aids goes a little to far with the phobia.


"My calves are feeling tight and firm."- Ladies a walk on the beach in some nice, soft sand is a wonderful workout and has terrific benefits. 


"You put decals on your toaster? I'm not judging, I'm just asking..."- People don't always understand the nickname you have for your car.


"I am into Champaign."- Saying this in slurpish while attempting to sing "Escape" and laughing like a maniac scares off most males.


"Put that back you'll get rabies!!"- I believe this was because someone picked up a quarter off the ground. I think a quarter is worth the risk of rabies now don't you?


"We can make quiche with hot dogs!"- When you have a surplus of hot dogs and are unsure as to what to use them for, breakfast dishes are a recommended WIN. 


I hope you enjoyed our many memories from Myrtle 2011

Allure, Appeal, Charisma, Magic, Pizzazz...

Guess what all the words in our title have in common?

We're thinking about adopting a fish - what do you think of this little guy?

Pretty cute huh? 

Maybe a puppy would be getter - we could actually play with him....

Well that's enough cuteness for one post :)  Let's move on to our weekly dose of REAL cuteness :)

Kicking it old-school with a little Robert Redford...

Some new-age charisma from Ryan Gosling...

And some little-man charm

They're all synonyms for *Charm*

And that's all we've got today for you all - but we'll be back to our usual witty post's next week :)



THE END...

Hard to believe it's over... No, not TTWT!!!  Just this season of Melissa & Joey! 

Sorry, didn't mean to give any of you a heart attack! The season finale was a few weeks ago and after quite a few set backs we're finally watching it tonight - can't wait to see what happens!  Not sure what we'll do with ourselves now that M&J is over for the year, but I'm sure we'll think of something!

How about this blast from the past?  Yes we're girls, so most of our posts have hot men just because they're hot.  So even if you could care less about what we do on Tuesdays, you can at least check our blog to view hot men you may have forgotten existed :)

Kevin Zegers

















Anyway, I don't know about you, but I feel happy and peaceful every time I see a cow.  So we're thinking about redoing a bathroom to look like this :)

So what are you thoughts?  Yay or nay on the bathroom redo?  

Our favourite quotes from M&J:

Stephanie: "You're the King Solomon of Pasta!" 

Melissa: "Can you handle this?"

Stephanie: "Of course - I've dealt with these types before."

Melissa: "Oh, I just meant run the dishwasher..."

Stephanie: "WHAT?  That thing has like a million buttons!!"

Joey: When I told that woman she could write her hair products off on her taxes, she cried openly.

Well it was sad to see it go - we loved this season.  But we enjoyed it while it lasted.  Can't wait to see next season :)  And since we just can't seem to get enough of Melissa & Joey we're watching My Fake Fiancée.

PRETZELS!

It’s been a long time since we last updated you all on our life – and other than a fantastic vacation we’ve just been catching up on M&J and clipping TONS of coupons!  Not sure how they pile up the way they do…. So we’re eating pretzels and cheese while catching up J

What state starts with Y?  Wyoming!!

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?  DAM!

SHE’S NOT MY BOSS!  I’M FREELANCE!!  I wonder how many times Joey has said that in the show's  history?  Because he definitely said it a few times tonight.  And Mel's assistant Stephanie is definitely  growing on us J 

 She has a great sense of humor and she has the greatest lines.  Oh and seriously, Mel has FANTASTIC hair in every episode – it’s so unfair….  I guess that's a product of not having to do your own hair.  Maybe she's just born with great, easy to style hair - I've known people like that....

Some life advice from tonight's episodes:  When buying a fake ID, never try the baked goods.  They might have something special.  

CAMP

Well dear readers it's summer time and that means Camp.  Totally Time-Worth Tuesday has been on hold for the last few weeks, but coming to you next week we will be back together and will be sure to update  you on all the wonderful Melissa & Joey moments we all missed.

Zapatos!

Ready Ready Ready Ready to Run

Hello our dear followers!
Tonight was the first night of summer!  We started out our evening by taking on the local crossword, "seven out of fifty-eight correct!"  After the beastly crossword, we took a brief swim in the pool with "bo bo" the clown and our flotation devices, or lack thereof.  All the while singing and making whirl pools.  After freezing our butts off and spending some good quality time with our dear physician, we retired for a favorite chick flick. 

"Runaway Bride"!

 

Oh how we enjoyed the rantings of the old, but attractive, Richard Gere, the ever beautiful Julia Roberts and her crazy grandmother!

"Netta, cover your ears"

"I like his tight butt”
"Grandma"!
"Well I do"

All the while getting ready to mail coupons to the soldiers and preparing for next week's Melissa and Joey Season premiere!  So get ready readers next week is gonna be FANCRAPPINTASTIC!

Zapatos!

TACO TUESDAYS!!

Thank you all for joining us for this special edition of Totally Time-Worthy Tuesday.  Our Dearest Physician is back!!!  It has been quite awhile and for her return we made home-made tacos.  Hardcore, you-bet-your-sweet-britches we made em by hand :)

Start with taco meat, and the fixes (lettuce, tomatoes, sour cream, cheese & taco sauce)

Mix the below ingredients in a large mixing bowl:

• 3 Cups of Flour
• 2 tsp. Baking Powder
• 1 tsp. salt

Add the vegetable shortening or lard (or a combo of 1/2 and 1/2) - 6 Tbsp. Vegetable Shortening or lard

Use a fork or pastry cutter to cut in the shortening or just do it with your hands.

Next add 1 1/4 cups warm water (a little at a time) until your dough is soft & not sticky. *The water doesn't need to be that hot.

Knead the dough for a few minutes.

Pull pieces of dough off and form about 12 dough balls.  Let them rest for about 10 minutes (or longer if you'd like).

Heat up a cast iron pan (set it to about medium, if it's too hot the tortilla's will cook too fast.

Not you can roll the dough out.

Lay your tortilla on the hot pan, if takes just a few seconds to cook.  Flip it to the other side.  The should have nice brown speckles when they're cooked.  Place them in a towel or tortilla warmer until ready to serve.

VOILA!!  And boy were they fantastic!!  Can't you tell by the look on our faces?

So to all our dedicated readers This week do "Whatever floats your boat and toots your whistle"

I gotta meet this freakin' bird!

Totally Time Worth Tuesday was brought to you on Friday of last week.  After a weather delay (yes, even when it is sunny and 85 out there can be weather delays - who wants to blog when it's nice outside?) here is the weekly update.


We cut out copious amounts of coupons, there was about 4lbs of coupons in all.  And we almost got them all cut out. Took us about 2 hours or so (but we were watching House Bunny and Reba episodes, so that does create some distraction) - but we cranked them out.  Since some of our members always seem to be quoting House Bunny (mainly just "Good morning Pooter! You're looking dapper!") it was decided that we needed to watch it as a group and I must say that although it is sad how unintelligent the main character may seem at times, it does have some great lines and was good for some humor.


"The only magic I ever did was try to figure out how to stay in college for nine years and not go back to my trailer park in Idaho."

"Instead of the Mahi-Mahi, can I get just the one Mahi, because I'm not that hungry?"


So stay tuned for next week on our regularly scheduled TTWT.  We will be making homemade tacos in honor of Taco Tuesday :)  Hopefully we'll have lots of pictures and we might even attach our recipe for our fans to make at home!  And always remember "Kindness is just love with its work boots on."

Gluten free soy patties!!

When I see you smile, I see a ray of light, oh oh.....

On a beautiful Monday evening we gathered as is our ritual (only not on Tuesday) to share coupons and good times :)  We enjoyed a showing of Sydney White and ate chips and salsa (a personal favorite of one of our members).

"Medal of Honor is for whoosies, this is Gerkin of Honor.  I made it - it's a cross between God of War, Medal of Honor and V for Vendetta."

Naked Pain, in Twelve Parts

"Tyler: Who are you Sydney White? You throw a football like Matt Leinart, fearlessly conquer fraternity bathrooms, and clean up nice to boot!
Sydney: Well, I'm more of a Peyton Manning. Leinart's a lefty.
Tyler: Marry me."

"Is that a Stanley, 22oz, Anti-vibe framing hammer?  Can I touch it?"

We watched the end of Leap Year too, and there isn't much you can find wrong with an attractive Irishman:

"'Wait a minute wheres Louis?'
'Louis I.... hes fine I strapped him to the roof'
'You strapped him to the roof? He'll get filthily up there'
'Dont worry well throw him in the wash, Hell be grand.'"

"Declan: Mrs. O'Brady Callhan. Where the hell are you going?
Anna: You said no.
Declan:  I didn't say no. I didn't say anything.
Anna:  You walked away.
Declan: I was getting something.
Anna:  Really? That was a good time to go get something?
Declan: Yeah, it was actually."

"It's good luck to get engaged on a Sunday."
"And to end a journey."
"And to dig a well"
"You IDJIOT!!!  Does it look like they're digging a well?"

May your days be filled with gladness and the joys of a digging a well. Farewell thou dedicated readers. Till next week amigos!

Send in the Marines

Coupons - it's definitely a ritual :)  As time honoured as Totally Time-Worth Tuesday itself....  Do you remember this face?

 Yeah, because we most definitely remember that face :)  Warren Christie - dream boat :)  And just in case you wanna see him in glasses....

Yeah, still super attractive :)  And most of us don't even like facial hair, but he can most certainly pull it off  ;)

Oldest line in the book (a couple looking at a fantastic view - and then he turns to her as she asks) "Doesn't this just look beautiful?"  "Yes, yes it does" he replies, while looking at her.  And it's cute, if he really means it...  So for our male readership, a note of advice - if you mean it, go ahead and use that line :)

GOOD MORNING PUDDER - YOU'RE LOOKING DAPPER TODAY :)

Also, another word of advice - Don't propose at baseball games; those people are idiots......

Will and Kate - The Royal Wedding

"If anybody had any reason why they should not get married today, speak now or forever hold onto your pieces....  Anybody, anybody, anybody at all?" haha ha ha ha you have to say that with a terrible Italian accent... We just watched Will & Kate and then flipped the channel and When in Rome was playing - just in time for the wedding in Rome!!  Spring is definitely in the air - love is all around :) ha ha ha ha  So we had about 2lbs of coupons to clip and we got them all done!!  It was a minor miracle to be sure.  So the verdict is currently that 75% of us prefer a dark haired man.....  The blonde members among us would choose a blonde man if only because of the blonde hair/blue eyed children to come.  But in the end the tall dark & handsome complexion won out....  So if anyone knows some handsome, tall, and dark men that are available - feel free to let us know ;) 

So our new super hot, up and coming (whatever you wanna call it), just discovered man is Riley Smith.  Google him, super hot : )  Better yet - here's a picture...

We flipped to Radio and found this very attractive young man :) Ahhhh the time has gotten away from us.  Time to head on home....  Good night all....

Sometimes I wanna feel new pretty....

Well well well here we are again. Another Time worthy tuesday and my how timeworth it has been! It began around 7 as I began studying for math. That wasn't fun until I received a text from the girls telling me they were on there way! But better yet when they arrived they arrived with chocolate cheesecake! If you didn't hear this past Sunday wwas National Chocolate Cheesecake Day. As we enjoyed are cheesecake in the kitchen we discussed our lives and read over the upcoming days. Tomorrow for example is National Peanut Cluster Day. So to all the folks who read our humble blog.. May you have an exceptionally dandy Peanut Cluster Day!
We watched another Fairly Legal tonight and enjoyed the thrilling drama the tv show provided us. Then we continued on to watch a few episodes of Reba! We munched on some Pineapple that my father so generously gave us!

Well my dedicated readers I shall be closing this blog for the evening. May you join us next week for another TOTALLY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME WORTHYY TUESDAY!

FAST & FURIOUS(ly looking for men) :p

Well the night started out with dinner and chatting with the rents.  We then progressed to watching Fairly Legal, but go interrupted by the call to pick up Ruth's lost/stolen purse from a few months ago. *Quite an impressive story in its own right.  Anyway, they went to meet the trucker who found the purse (and somehow he turned out to be young & quite attractive).  So while waiting we watched the end of Sweet Home Alabama and the beginning of The Fast & The Furious.  All while checking out men on ChristianSingles.com - there are a few cuties I will admit  : ) - so while 2 of us were checking out virtual men, the other 2 were meeting real (attractive) local men......  Sometimes life just doesn't seem so fair.  So now we're all back together again and finishing our episode of Fairly Legal.

Looking thru old family photos - scrapbook calendar to fill   : )

"You break her heart, I'll break your neck."

Ok - question of the night: Josh Lucas or Paul Walker??

We've kind of got a split house - I mean, they both have their own little *sigh* quirks :) ha ha ha - Sexy Southern or Punk Hunk?

Oh, maybe he got run over by a car.... No sweetie he's just not that into you!

Although we were missing a member we did indeed meet for our weekly tradition.  After an episode of Fairly Legal (which we loved) we enjoyed Fired Up.  Also laughed at a commercial for the new show "Unpopable" which looked utterly ridiculous!  We are also quite in love with Paula Dean (that was of course said with a Southern Accent).  We'd just love to cook with her.  Since we have to "risk it to get the biscuit" we think we might take our road trip to Cape Horn thru Georgia just so we can cook with her.

*Punch* "That was for the Crocs.  You're not a grandma in her garden or a baby at the beach!"

"Bottomless breadsticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long, until at some point you look up and say 'Why am I at the Olive Garden with all these fat people?'"  


And just in time for Valentines Day:  Eye Candy

I need a fighting man in a suit.....

Ever seen Transformers?  Yeah, that would be why we're searching for a fighting man who looks good in a suit.  He looks....mmmmm -so dreamy!!  And he can drive like nobodies business!

Well due to schedules and the like we had to miss a week so we've made up for lost time by enjoying an episode of Fairly Legal.  An awesome new USA Network show.  Just a few weeks old and quite witty to boot! Since we're still unsure of the return date for Melissa & Joey we decided we would revel in our new show for the time being.    Paul Blart was a nice diversion - gotta love Pahood.  All Paul's antics and seeming mistakes that turn out for the best...  A good pick you up sorta movie.  A bit like pie with peanut butter on top, just fills in the cracks of your heart.  

Well the night was semi-uneventful, but extremely delightful, as always.  Mom made us cookies!!!  They were so tasty.  Well since looking good has nothing to do with dying we're gonna head out.....

Really Not Feeling It

We were perusing the channels in search of something to occupy our evening when we stumbled upon Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid - and the only part of the movie worth remember is  "Has anyone ever told you your lips are like succulent Brussels sprouts."

Well we're going to have to come clean at this point and admit that after that line we could not in good conscious finish the movie.  So instead we watched Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.  We all thought we had seen it before, but alas we had not!  So it was a wonderful surprise.  Best line: "Don't fret, my mother use to say  'Nothing is impossible if you keep a little faith and a big role of electric tape with you. 'HEELLLOOOOOOOOO"

And then we had a bit of Reba therapy.  Van & Barbara Jean sure make that show worth it....

VAN:  "Denver is dangerous, especially during hurricane season!"
BARBARA JEAN:  "You bring people together; you're like a little Rev. Al Sharpton"

Well that's the end of another exciting fun-filled evening.  You're welcome to join us next time for another edition of the pre-game.  Since it's Monday not Tuesday - we're a bit early this week, but tis life.

ZAPATOS!

Driving to Cape Horn....

We have been inspired.  One of us will build a GTO, one of us will get the tunes and DJ, one of us will be the navigator and one of us will drive.  So yeah, that's the plan - DRIVE TO CAPE HORN - ROAD TRIP!!  Yeah if anyone can guess what movie we just watched based off that description you win Publisher's Clearinghouse!!

So advice for the day: Never stick a genius in your trunk - he'll rat you out every time!

If any of us are ever questioned by the FBI we'll never be able to go with them anywhere....  Always run, never get in their car & don't believe them when they say they'll take you somewhere safe & secure.  They don't mean it.

So in the course of the evening we learned some other valuable lessons: if your apartment door doesn't have a dead bolt, get a concealed weapons permit (nah, just open the door with a pistol!).  Also, once you've seen the inside of the honeycomb you can't go home.  *We learned that from the genius they stuck in the trunk.

Now a certain someone just admitted that Tom Cruise doesn't really rank up there with Sylvester Stallone, Russel Crowe, Rambo or even Buzz Light Year!!  Apparently he's a wienie.... Oh wait, Woody's the wienie...

Our last piece of advice for the night: If you ever hold up a restaurant hand out pie. I hear the sugar helps the shock & trauma for the victims. *Sorry, I thought you were making a move.  Pies, pies for everyone!

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!!  The coupons we clipped weighed quite a bit, but I'm sure those in Germany will appreciate them.

Good night one & all, and to all a good night.

Snow, Snow….and MORE snow…

Reporting live from the Doppler 11 Radar Weather Station

“Good afternoon, this is Camille with your local weather forecast.  We’re in for a lovely T snowstorm T this week, with areas of blowing T snow T into tomorrow morning.T Snow T accumulation up to 10” in some places.  The high for this evening is 18 and tomorrow’s high will be around 22. Local authorities are warning residents to not leave their homes unless necessary, as the road conditions will not be at their best.  If you are looking to attend a local Time-Worth Tuesday event please contact your area representative as most locations have postponed until next week.”

In light of the above report we felt it best not to venture out.  That is not to say that Totally Time-Worthy Tuesday is not “necessary,” but simply that to venture out might not be prudent.  I feel the choice was wise considering most school’s cancelled the next morning.  Our lack of time together was felt by all, but with the promise of next week, we shouldered on into the week.

Inspiration..... none.

Tonight when we gathered together in the place of meeting between the mountain of Shpandooo and the river of Shpatogaaa. The meeting began as usual. We opened with the TTWT pledge and took roll call and all five members were present. After the member  read us an article from the newspaper (she shall be referred to as Articles), another member made a comical remark about Articles' article (this member shall be referred to as Comic) and the group laughed, WHEN suddenly they were interrupted by a loud daunting bark coming from the forest of Sphooosh that lingered just beyond the path that shant be travelled. The first reaction of one member was to yell back "That absolutely does not live here!" (she'll be caled Absolutely) . Comic knowing she the noise meant danger  fleww from the house even if it meant running into danger.  While she was gone the four turned and continued eating sociables. "My sociables are really salty?" commented one member (she"ll shall be called Really). Article was about to reply to this when Comic came sprinting in. She collapsed on the floor and nurse Absolutely was first to help her. We call her nurse because as one member would put it "Why put off the inevitable" (she's called Hinevitable). Comic lieing on the floor gasped for water. Article being the quick thinker in the group grabs her glass and throws the contents onto the face of Comic.
 "Gee Thanks" says Comic
"No problem" 
"Back on subject. What was out there?" asked Absolutely
"What? What was where? Ohhh out there It was a mean evil monister but I took a whiff of him. He's a good monster" replied Comic. "He's strong, solid, reliable."
"Wow he sounds like a bookcase!" said Article
"No he wasn't wooden." commented Comic with a look of confusion.
"When it comes to life she's dumber than a bag of barber hair." muttered Hinevtiable all for members looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

Had an incident occured like this tonight, that is how it would have gone. I had no inspiration tonight to write a thrilling story about how we saved millions of rabits from a flaming forest, possibly because of the absence of the group. If at midnight I feel creative juices flowing I may return to write a rather exciting story. On the other hand I may just go to bed like normal people.
But I shall leave you with one question "Is that a wocket in your pocket?"