Random (but interesting) quotes and sayings to pass the time...
Reynolds may be ripped, but until he started training for the 2008 New York City Marathon, he never considered himself a runner, and even compared waking up for training to “giving birth to a professional basketball player through one of my tear ducts.” Well, there you have it....
The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war. I find that a bit disturbing, but also reassuring at the same time. They're thinking ahead for once....
Smokey Bear has his own zip code - 20252!! No joke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear) - yep you can always trust Wikipedia :)
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside! Now that is hating children!
Streets in Japan do not have names. But some of us already knew that...
Leonardo da Vinci would wear pink to make his complexion look fresh. I guess guys wearing pink isn't a new fad at all!
Will Smith on learning to swim: "I'm too big to have some woman hold my stomach and say 'Now kick your feet.'" Really? That's his excuse?
Cameron Diaz - "I've been noticing gravity since I was very young." We're betting she got A's in science class as a child....
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Happy Anniversary!!!
October 26th was our 1 year anniversary!!
Here's to many, many more Totally Time-Worthy Tuesdays in the years ahead...
Monday, October 24, 2011
A Lumber Jack or Freddy Krueger
A night of carving pumpkins :) What fun! Apparently carving a pumpkin makes a wonderful member feel like a lumber jack (or maybe Freddy Krueger) - she wasn't sure which. Also, it seems that pumpkin guts make Ruth break out in a rash, but it goes away pretty quickly once she washed off (not to alarm anyone, but to warn them of one of the unknown dangers of pumpkin carving).
A certain someone who is still single could come up with only one reason to explain this phenomenon, "Not many men can handle this much woman!" And after much laughter we were apt to agree! This does leave one to wonder how someone who steals all the cake could get a man. But "SOMEONE" steals all the men and all the cake! It makes no sense, but yet the world goes on....
Our pumpkins turned out fantastic, wouldn't you agree?
Can you guess which TTWT member carved which pumpkin?
A certain someone who is still single could come up with only one reason to explain this phenomenon, "Not many men can handle this much woman!" And after much laughter we were apt to agree! This does leave one to wonder how someone who steals all the cake could get a man. But "SOMEONE" steals all the men and all the cake! It makes no sense, but yet the world goes on....
Our pumpkins turned out fantastic, wouldn't you agree?
Can you guess which TTWT member carved which pumpkin?
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Summer Quotes
My it's been awhile since we've all sat on the beach "with our toes in the water" and "Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair." But to bring back those lovely memories and tell our dedicated readers of some of our fun times I thought I'd post these recently remembered quotes.
"I'm going with the Mennonite bun on this one." -Sometimes a tight bun on the top of your head is the only way to roll in true style.
"Those shorts make your butt look like a MILLION bucks."- Classic
"You could get aids from this elevator."- Some of our TTWT members are germaphobe's and feel that elevators are unsanitary. This is potentially true but some would say aids goes a little to far with the phobia.
"My calves are feeling tight and firm."- Ladies a walk on the beach in some nice, soft sand is a wonderful workout and has terrific benefits.
"You put decals on your toaster? I'm not judging, I'm just asking..."- People don't always understand the nickname you have for your car.
"I am into Champaign."- Saying this in slurpish while attempting to sing "Escape" and laughing like a maniac scares off most males.
"Put that back you'll get rabies!!"- I believe this was because someone picked up a quarter off the ground. I think a quarter is worth the risk of rabies now don't you?
"We can make quiche with hot dogs!"- When you have a surplus of hot dogs and are unsure as to what to use them for, breakfast dishes are a recommended WIN.
I hope you enjoyed our many memories from Myrtle 2011
"I'm going with the Mennonite bun on this one." -Sometimes a tight bun on the top of your head is the only way to roll in true style.
"Those shorts make your butt look like a MILLION bucks."- Classic
"You could get aids from this elevator."- Some of our TTWT members are germaphobe's and feel that elevators are unsanitary. This is potentially true but some would say aids goes a little to far with the phobia.
"My calves are feeling tight and firm."- Ladies a walk on the beach in some nice, soft sand is a wonderful workout and has terrific benefits.
"You put decals on your toaster? I'm not judging, I'm just asking..."- People don't always understand the nickname you have for your car.
"I am into Champaign."- Saying this in slurpish while attempting to sing "Escape" and laughing like a maniac scares off most males.
"Put that back you'll get rabies!!"- I believe this was because someone picked up a quarter off the ground. I think a quarter is worth the risk of rabies now don't you?
"We can make quiche with hot dogs!"- When you have a surplus of hot dogs and are unsure as to what to use them for, breakfast dishes are a recommended WIN.
I hope you enjoyed our many memories from Myrtle 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
Allure, Appeal, Charisma, Magic, Pizzazz...
Guess what all the words in our title have in common?
We're thinking about adopting a fish - what do you think of this little guy?
We're thinking about adopting a fish - what do you think of this little guy?
Maybe a puppy would be getter - we could actually play with him....
Well that's enough cuteness for one post :) Let's move on to our weekly dose of REAL cuteness :)
They're all synonyms for *Charm*
And that's all we've got today for you all - but we'll be back to our usual witty post's next week :)
Friday, September 30, 2011
THE END...
Hard to believe it's over... No, not TTWT!!! Just this season of Melissa & Joey!
Sorry, didn't mean to give any of you a heart attack! The season finale was a few weeks ago and after quite a few set backs we're finally watching it tonight - can't wait to see what happens! Not sure what we'll do with ourselves now that M&J is over for the year, but I'm sure we'll think of something!
How about this blast from the past? Yes we're girls, so most of our posts have hot men just because they're hot. So even if you could care less about what we do on Tuesdays, you can at least check our blog to view hot men you may have forgotten existed :)
Kevin Zegers
Anyway, I don't know about you, but I feel happy and peaceful every time I see a cow. So we're thinking about redoing a bathroom to look like this :)
Sorry, didn't mean to give any of you a heart attack! The season finale was a few weeks ago and after quite a few set backs we're finally watching it tonight - can't wait to see what happens! Not sure what we'll do with ourselves now that M&J is over for the year, but I'm sure we'll think of something!
How about this blast from the past? Yes we're girls, so most of our posts have hot men just because they're hot. So even if you could care less about what we do on Tuesdays, you can at least check our blog to view hot men you may have forgotten existed :)
Kevin Zegers
Anyway, I don't know about you, but I feel happy and peaceful every time I see a cow. So we're thinking about redoing a bathroom to look like this :)
So what are you thoughts? Yay or nay on the bathroom redo?
Our favourite quotes from M&J:
Stephanie: "You're the King Solomon of Pasta!"
Melissa: "Can you handle this?"
Stephanie: "Of course - I've dealt with these types before."
Melissa: "Oh, I just meant run the dishwasher..."
Stephanie: "WHAT? That thing has like a million buttons!!"
Joey: When I told that woman she could write her hair products off on her taxes, she cried openly.
Well it was sad to see it go - we loved this season. But we enjoyed it while it lasted. Can't wait to see next season :) And since we just can't seem to get enough of Melissa & Joey we're watching My Fake Fiancée.
Monday, September 19, 2011
PRETZELS!
It’s been a long time since we last updated you all on our life – and other than a fantastic vacation we’ve just been catching up on M&J and clipping TONS of coupons! Not sure how they pile up the way they do…. So we’re eating pretzels and cheese while catching up J
What state starts with Y? Wyoming!!
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? DAM!
SHE’S NOT MY BOSS! I’M FREELANCE!! I wonder how many times Joey has said that in the show's history? Because he definitely said it a few times tonight. And Mel's assistant Stephanie is definitely growing on us J
She has a great sense of humor and she has the greatest lines. Oh and seriously, Mel has FANTASTIC hair in every episode – it’s so unfair…. I guess that's a product of not having to do your own hair. Maybe she's just born with great, easy to style hair - I've known people like that....
Some life advice from tonight's episodes: When buying a fake ID, never try the baked goods. They might have something special.
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