Really Not Feeling It

We were perusing the channels in search of something to occupy our evening when we stumbled upon Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid - and the only part of the movie worth remember is  "Has anyone ever told you your lips are like succulent Brussels sprouts."

Well we're going to have to come clean at this point and admit that after that line we could not in good conscious finish the movie.  So instead we watched Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.  We all thought we had seen it before, but alas we had not!  So it was a wonderful surprise.  Best line: "Don't fret, my mother use to say  'Nothing is impossible if you keep a little faith and a big role of electric tape with you. 'HEELLLOOOOOOOOO"

And then we had a bit of Reba therapy.  Van & Barbara Jean sure make that show worth it....

VAN:  "Denver is dangerous, especially during hurricane season!"
BARBARA JEAN:  "You bring people together; you're like a little Rev. Al Sharpton"

Well that's the end of another exciting fun-filled evening.  You're welcome to join us next time for another edition of the pre-game.  Since it's Monday not Tuesday - we're a bit early this week, but tis life.

ZAPATOS!

Driving to Cape Horn....

We have been inspired.  One of us will build a GTO, one of us will get the tunes and DJ, one of us will be the navigator and one of us will drive.  So yeah, that's the plan - DRIVE TO CAPE HORN - ROAD TRIP!!  Yeah if anyone can guess what movie we just watched based off that description you win Publisher's Clearinghouse!!

So advice for the day: Never stick a genius in your trunk - he'll rat you out every time!

If any of us are ever questioned by the FBI we'll never be able to go with them anywhere....  Always run, never get in their car & don't believe them when they say they'll take you somewhere safe & secure.  They don't mean it.

So in the course of the evening we learned some other valuable lessons: if your apartment door doesn't have a dead bolt, get a concealed weapons permit (nah, just open the door with a pistol!).  Also, once you've seen the inside of the honeycomb you can't go home.  *We learned that from the genius they stuck in the trunk.

Now a certain someone just admitted that Tom Cruise doesn't really rank up there with Sylvester Stallone, Russel Crowe, Rambo or even Buzz Light Year!!  Apparently he's a wienie.... Oh wait, Woody's the wienie...

Our last piece of advice for the night: If you ever hold up a restaurant hand out pie. I hear the sugar helps the shock & trauma for the victims. *Sorry, I thought you were making a move.  Pies, pies for everyone!

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!!  The coupons we clipped weighed quite a bit, but I'm sure those in Germany will appreciate them.

Good night one & all, and to all a good night.

Snow, Snow….and MORE snow…

Reporting live from the Doppler 11 Radar Weather Station

“Good afternoon, this is Camille with your local weather forecast.  We’re in for a lovely T snowstorm T this week, with areas of blowing T snow T into tomorrow morning.T Snow T accumulation up to 10” in some places.  The high for this evening is 18 and tomorrow’s high will be around 22. Local authorities are warning residents to not leave their homes unless necessary, as the road conditions will not be at their best.  If you are looking to attend a local Time-Worth Tuesday event please contact your area representative as most locations have postponed until next week.”

In light of the above report we felt it best not to venture out.  That is not to say that Totally Time-Worthy Tuesday is not “necessary,” but simply that to venture out might not be prudent.  I feel the choice was wise considering most school’s cancelled the next morning.  Our lack of time together was felt by all, but with the promise of next week, we shouldered on into the week.

Inspiration..... none.

Tonight when we gathered together in the place of meeting between the mountain of Shpandooo and the river of Shpatogaaa. The meeting began as usual. We opened with the TTWT pledge and took roll call and all five members were present. After the member  read us an article from the newspaper (she shall be referred to as Articles), another member made a comical remark about Articles' article (this member shall be referred to as Comic) and the group laughed, WHEN suddenly they were interrupted by a loud daunting bark coming from the forest of Sphooosh that lingered just beyond the path that shant be travelled. The first reaction of one member was to yell back "That absolutely does not live here!" (she'll be caled Absolutely) . Comic knowing she the noise meant danger  fleww from the house even if it meant running into danger.  While she was gone the four turned and continued eating sociables. "My sociables are really salty?" commented one member (she"ll shall be called Really). Article was about to reply to this when Comic came sprinting in. She collapsed on the floor and nurse Absolutely was first to help her. We call her nurse because as one member would put it "Why put off the inevitable" (she's called Hinevitable). Comic lieing on the floor gasped for water. Article being the quick thinker in the group grabs her glass and throws the contents onto the face of Comic.
 "Gee Thanks" says Comic
"No problem" 
"Back on subject. What was out there?" asked Absolutely
"What? What was where? Ohhh out there It was a mean evil monister but I took a whiff of him. He's a good monster" replied Comic. "He's strong, solid, reliable."
"Wow he sounds like a bookcase!" said Article
"No he wasn't wooden." commented Comic with a look of confusion.
"When it comes to life she's dumber than a bag of barber hair." muttered Hinevtiable all for members looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

Had an incident occured like this tonight, that is how it would have gone. I had no inspiration tonight to write a thrilling story about how we saved millions of rabits from a flaming forest, possibly because of the absence of the group. If at midnight I feel creative juices flowing I may return to write a rather exciting story. On the other hand I may just go to bed like normal people.
But I shall leave you with one question "Is that a wocket in your pocket?"